There were quite a few quizzical quotes from baseball’s best players over the All-Star break.
“It doesn’t matter how much jelly you have in the jar,” said Mets first baseman Pete Alonso ahead of his Home Run Derby win. “It’s about how you spread it on your English muffin.”
“Even a hungry turtle can do a jumping jack,” said reigning NL MVP Christian Yelich during an appearance on the MLB Network.
While some might have chalked this trend up to a bit of vacation-brain from baseball’s finest or assumed there was something in the water in C